This could be complicated?

So how do I figure out how to do all those fancy backgrounds to make it look like a scrapbook page? Or how do I print out the blog as pages so I can keep them as a "journal?" Is there really time for this? Are you sure you want to read about me and my family?

Here goes...

Okay, all you pushy people. Here's the start of our blog you've been nagging me about and if you don't find it exciting--don't say I didn't warn you. I'm not someone who has a terrific sense of humor to keep you laughing or able to create wonderful recipes to pass on or take amazing photos to stun you with or anything like that. But if you want to read about the seldom things that I post, then be my guest.